today was awesome, I GOT A HUNK of CHEWY'S HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, you heard right. Up at the mall with my brother and Hoyt. Who do I see?!?!?!?!?! None other than Chewbacca AND Darth Vader!!!!! So awesome, my heroes right before my eyes. But then its like wait... why am I seeing two star wars Characters that are dead (Darth Vader died in episode 6 and Chewy died recently in a book) So my ten year old brother goes to Vader to ask what the deal was, I follow his lead and i stare Chewy down. Chewy being a dick only responds in growls and grunts. no matter what I ask him, he refused to answer. He even tried to deny his own nephew!!!

My brother and I realized that these guys can't be the real deal if they don't even know their own history. So we do the only thing we could do. WE HAD TO take the IMPOSTERs DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! My brother brings Vader to his knees with a solid kick in his nuts and good one to his face. I go for a more... Han solo approach, and I tackle Chewy around the waste bringing him to the ground with a nice sold thump that can only be the sound of a head hitting the San Jac mall brick floor. It was soo sweet, wish you could have seen Laura, you would have appreciated it.

I look over at my brother to make sure he isn't in trouble from that horrorible fake vader. My proud sisterly eyes observe him kicking the fake plastic mask into the guy's face. I straddle Chewy's chest and start pounding him in the face, hair flying everywhere. Hoyt has me around the waist pulling me away. Chewy takes his chance and hobbles through the food court towards his freedom. By now Vader is knocked out, but my brother is still attacking him in rage. It takes both Hoyt and I to pull the small boy off of him. In our haste to leave all that I could grab to remember the day by is this lock of chewy's hair.....